Wow, how old is this?
In Soviet HyruleIn Soviet Hyrule by elfofcourage
In Soviet Hyrule,
-Ganondorf stabs you.
-Epona rides you.
-Train drives you.
-Triforce wears you on its hand.
-Zelda saves you.
-You ride Midna.
-You annoy Navi.
-Wolf becomes you.
-Midna is your "slave".
-You throw Gerudo guard into dungeon.
-You teach Hero's Shade new skill.
-People do worthless favors for you.
-You scream at Redeads.
-Song of time plays you.
-Aryll finds you.
-Chest opens you.
-Haiyet!, hiet!, heeeyat! says Link. XD
-Shopkeeper give you rupees.
-Ganondorf stabs Link with the master sword.
-Forest sets him on fire.
-Zant controls him
-Zelda possesses and kidnaps him.
-The sacred realm is inside of him.
-You heal the Great Fairies.
-The Master Sword pulls you out of the Pedestal of Time. (rofl)
-Jabu-Jabu goes inside your belly. LMAO
-Ruto calls you "considerate". XD
-The water in Zora's Domain flows up-stream and up the waterfall.
-Poes, bugs, and fairies put you in a bottle.
-You give milk to cows. LMAO
-The Hyrulian Guards sneak past you. LoLz
-The Happy Masks wear
The Psychopathic Perverted French Territory that walks American ground. *inhale* I'm finished.|
I like plz accounts.
"plz" accounts made by me: , and
Favorite plz accounts:
SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING RV PARTS
(steering wheel) (rear-view mirror)(bumper) (engine) (brake pedal) (gas pedal) (emergency brake)(mini-fridge from the inside)
Chibi Seme and damn proud of it!
I ADOPTED . Adopt your troll today!
AND NOW! Featuring the highlight of this stupid widget, My FAVORITE SONGS!:
Servant of Evil- Kagamine Len
Ievan Polkka- Kagamine Twins
Black Vows- Kagamine Rin
Daughter of Evil- Kagamine Rin
Daughter of White- Yowane Haku
Kokoro Kiseki- Kagamine Len
Dark Woods Circus- Kagamine Twins, Hatsune Miku, and KAITO
Magnet- Kagamine Twins
Alice of Human Sacrifice- MEIKO, KAITO, Hatsune Miku, and Kagamine Twins
Bad Apple!- Gumi TouHou
UnInstall- Megurine Luka
Kasane Territory- Kasane Teto
Fear Garden- Kagamine Rin
Shangri-La - Kagamine Twins
Kokoro- Kagamine Rin
Red Swamp Bottom- Hatsune Miku
Guard and Scythe- Hatsune Miku
Knowledge of the Late, Madness- Hatsune Miku
Blue Ice Castle- Hatsune Miku
Miku You, Fuck You- Zatsune Miku
Paper Plane- Rin Kagamine
Clean and Simple (Music Box)
Melody from the Box- Okage Shadow King
It's OUR Road Roller!- Kagamine Twins
Illium (Music Box)- Elfien Lied (I think that's how it's spelled...)
Fado's Theme- Wind Waker
Makar's Awakening- Wind Waker
Medli's Prayer- Wind Waker
Encounter with Tetra- Wind Waker
The Fairy Queen- Wind Waker
Fairy Spring- Wind Waker
Midna's Theme- Twilight Princess
Adolescence- Rin and Len Kagamine
Tsuman-ne?- Akita Neru and Yowane Haku
Rakaksha and Carcasses- Hatsune Miku
...Yeah, I love those Kagamines...
When I get to looking around more in iTunes, I'll update. =/
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Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: France *shotdownhard*
Favourite style of art: Zelda Cell-shaded, Anime
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Favourite cartoon character: Tetra, Russia, France, England, Canada, and Prussia
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